i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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