No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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