: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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