How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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