Christians are straight up FREAKS
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Randomize
