yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Randomize
