Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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