i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Randomize
