Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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