Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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