Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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