Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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