I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Randomize
