She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize