On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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