he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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