He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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