Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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