I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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