physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Blood and glitter go together right?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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