You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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