I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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