He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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