"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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