I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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