Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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