my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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