the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
another moral hangover. fuck.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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