i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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