and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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