I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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