What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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