oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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