She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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