Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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