it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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