Whod you bang
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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