i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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