Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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