It's Friday. Sex?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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