But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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