I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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