I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Randomize