yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
There r osticjed everywhere
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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