your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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