GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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