it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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