i don't like sucking hair
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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