vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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