escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My vagina just recognized that song.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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