Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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