Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Randomize
