Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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