What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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