so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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